Girls will LITERALLY be gay and sleepy
This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it
Why is it being read in the voice of a guy who will hurriedly warn me about side effects at the end of a medication ad?
every time i have salmon it’s like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.
They are also right about: honey, berries, napping all winter, and lack of pants. So really, bears are just living the best life possible.
shout out to gay men
every gym leader is like “I lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!” buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers
gym leaders’ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if you’ve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, you’re going to win by design. the pokémon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.
when gym leaders go “argh, how could i lose??” they’re acting to give your victory legitimacy because you’re 10. they’re like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. they’re being nice!!
can i get an image of a chonky boye
yes boss on it boss
[slowly slides this image across a dramatically long table]
I want to Eat Plastic
-cats at 3AM